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The Simpsons · Season 12

“Tennis the Menace” quotes from The Simpsons

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“Tennis the Menace” · Season 12

In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Lisa Simpson (1), Ned Flanders (1), Kent Brockman (1)

That's game set and match, but the real winner here are Marge's hors d'oeuvres.

Wow, how do you come up with such witty remarks?

[nervous laughing] Well... [Zoom's in on Brockman's ear piece, static is heard]

[Shows a car outside where two writers are typing]

W1Writer 1

Come on hurry up. [Writer 2 gives him a newly typed note] I guess you could say it's my racket.

I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.

[gasps] [threatening tone] Get off my property.

Dad, you are just going through a classic Oedipal anxiety. You remember the story of Oedipus, don't you?

Maybe five bucks will refresh my memory...

[groaning] Oedipus killed his father and married his mother!

God! Who pays for that wedding?!

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