HHaggis
What are you doing in bed, Höek? We've got to tee off in ten minutes!
I'm sorry, fellas. I haven't had too much sleep lately. [laughs]
MMuddy
Ya lousy bum! Who's gonna drive?
Wait. [pulls money out] I'll give five whole bucks to anyone who could just knock me out.
TTrio
FIVE BUCKS?! [pulls out golf clubs]
[laughs, then Insanely] Nighty-night!
[banging sounds, all four leave with money in their hands]
MMuddy
Gotta work on that slice.
[at front of the screen quietly] Shhh, Ren's taking a coma. [sticks out tongue and walks away tip-toeing]
[After Ren takes Stimpy to "someplace where [he] won't hurt [himself] any longer", [i.e., their house's basement] he has a nightmare about Muddy Mudskipper and TV]
Hey, Muddy, what are you going to do with that mallet? Muddy, I'm your friend!
MMuddy
AH-HA! [hits Stimpy with the mallet, hard, resulting in a cranial eruption, with Stimpy groaning in pain] Give the bum a big hand! [audience laughs]
[tossing and turning] What are you?
MMuddy
A lousy, stinking BUM! [Stimpy tossing and turning again. He turns into a TV set] You're a BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM!
[falls helplessly into Muddy's mouth, followed by Muddy chomping his mouth shut. He wakes up from his nightmare] MUDDY! [runs up a winding staircase to the attic, which has a barred window] Lord, help me. [begins to cry] I WANT MY TV! [Ren doesn't hear him and he's fallen asleep]
Look at you! You're freaks! You guys aren't crazy! You're just stupid! I got it all figured out! You're all prawns on the chess board!
[to Fire Chief] And you! You're not mad! You're just suffering from a post-dramatic schizoholic brain blister!
[to Muddy Mudskipper] And you! Just a mere victim of an undissolved childhood hemorrhoidic offense mechanism!
Gentlemen, start your embolisms!
The Ren & Stimpy Show · 56 quotes