[After Ren takes Stimpy to "someplace where [he] won't hurt [himself] any longer", [i.e., their house's basement] he has a nightmare about Muddy Mudskipper and TV]
Hey, Muddy, what are you going to do with that mallet? Muddy, I'm your friend!
AH-HA! [hits Stimpy with the mallet, hard, resulting in a cranial eruption, with Stimpy groaning in pain] Give the bum a big hand! [audience laughs]
[tossing and turning] What are you?
You're a bum!
But Muddy, I love you!
A lousy, stinking BUM! [Stimpy tossing and turning again. He turns into a TV set] You're a BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM, BUM!
[falls helplessly into Muddy's mouth, followed by Muddy chomping his mouth shut. He wakes up from his nightmare] MUDDY! [runs up a winding staircase to the attic, which has a barred window] Lord, help me. [begins to cry] I WANT MY TV! [Ren doesn't hear him and he's fallen asleep]
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