HMr. Horse
No, sir. I didn't love it.
Mr. Horse
The Ren & Stimpy Show · 56 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in The Ren & Stimpy Show: in 3 of its 56 quotes
Most scenes with: Ren (2)
Lines by Mr. Horse 1
Scenes with Mr. Horse 2
HMr. Horse
Next!
GLGeorge Liquor
HERE! Take a look at this!
HMr. Horse
[looks at Ren's eyes] Hmm... [the close-up of Ren's eyes is shown] Asthma Chihuahua, huh? Look at that. [Mr. Horse looks at Ren's ears, full of bugs] Well, this is representative of this sickness brain. Alright, he's in. [Mr. Horse puts Ren to the Final Contestants]
RRen
Stimpy.
HMr. Horse
Hmm... [Mr. Horse looks at Stimpy's mouth] Never seen this breed before. [Mr. Horse looks at Stimpy's butt] Hmm... [Mr. Horse covers Stimpy] No sir, this butt's too smooth. Never heard of that. [Bulldog tries to open his mouth]
GLGeorge Liquor
TAKE A CLOSER LOOK, YOU MORON! DON'T YOU KNOW A CORNISH REX HOUND WHEN YOU SEE ONE?!
HMr. Horse
Maybe I won't!
S2 Dog Show
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HHaggis
What are you doing in bed, Höek? We've got to tee off in ten minutes!
RRen
I'm sorry, fellas. I haven't had too much sleep lately. [laughs]
Ya lousy bum! Who's gonna drive?
HMr. Horse
Let's get outta here.
RRen
Wait. [pulls money out] I'll give five whole bucks to anyone who could just knock me out.
[excited] FIVE BUCKS?!
TTrio
FIVE BUCKS?! [pulls out golf clubs]
RRen
[laughs, then Insanely] Nighty-night!
HHaggis
Fore!
[banging sounds, all four leave with money in their hands]
Gotta work on that slice.
[at front of the screen quietly] Shhh, Ren's taking a coma. [sticks out tongue and walks away tip-toeing]
S4 Insomniac Ren
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