People are always suggesting that I should come here
Hanging By A Thread
The Collect Call of Cathulhu
Note: The name of Cthulhu is deliberately misspelled in the title, perhaps to avoid copyright problems.
Hey, listen to this. "From Monday to Friday, the New York Public Library presents... the Necronomicon"!
I didn't know the library did rock concerts.
It's not a rock group, Winston - it's the single most powerful book of magic spells ever written.
H. P. Lovecraft and others wrote a whole series of horror stories based on it. Come on, we gotta see it! I'll bet the copyright page alone has a PKE valence of 9.9!
The Necronomicon's spells are like sonic keys that can open portals to other dimensions, where the Great Old Ones wait to take over the Earth.
Yeah? Give me an example.
Cathulhu.
Gesundheit.
Cathulhu...I've heard of him. He's bad, right?
He makes Gozer look like Little Mary Sunshine.
Anything that looks like Godzilla wearing an octopus hat shouldn't be hard to find.
Hey squid-face! I'm gonna make calamari outta you!
ADAlice Derleth
I'll take the'Necronomicon back to the Miskatonic University with me, where it can't be used for evil.
You think Cathulhu was destroyed, Professor Derleth?
ADAlice Derleth
Even if he wasn't, the stars are no longer right for him to awaken. The world is safe again, for a time.
Bustman's Holiday
SScotsman
Excuse me, but would ye be Mister Raymond Stantz?
No. Not by choice.
The Thing in Mrs. Faversham's Attic
[having a conversation with himself] 'So, Peter, did you have a nice day?' Oh, yeah. I argued with a hat and coat rack. 'Oh, really?' Yeah.
Seven years of college and I can never remember if it's positive to negative or positive to positive.
Maybe the noise was physical in origin. Squirrels on the roof, perhaps.
[a huge pounding sound starts to shake the whole house]
Squirrels, Egon?
Okay, fat squirrels, playing basketball. Satisfied?
How come whenever we go into these situations, we never find anything cute? It's always big and mean with lots of teeth.
I agree. We're definitely falling into a rut.
Your time has ended.
Not mine. Yours. Smile for the birdie.
Janine Melnitz, Ghostbuster
This is almost as much fun as catching bowling balls with my teeth.
Hey, what're you guys doing in that mirror? Is Lewis Carroll in there with you?
The Scaring of the Green
You know, we're all descendants from fish. It would be no trouble at all to flip back in time, find the fish you descended from, and stuff it into a Cuisinart.
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