The Real Ghostbusters quotes

I've always loved trains, ever since I was a little boy. I used to dream about driving a big locomotive. I studied engineering in college for two years before I found out it didn't have anything to do with trains.

What happens if we cross the streams?

Egon Spengler

All of our molecules go on separate vacations.

Aces and Eights. Dead man's hand.

What have you got, stranger?

Uh, four aces?

That's a lot of aces.

You know what this means?

We're using a canasta deck?

Someone at this table is a cheat.

[dives out the doors] Good thing I didn't show them that fifth ace.

Dance.

Only if I can lead.

Ray Stantz

Anybody having any luck?

That depends. You mean, like, good luck?

We've got you surrounded pal, next time leave the driving to us.

Egon Spengler

Notice the vacant stare, the completely mindless look. That could only mean one thing.

She's from California?

Egon Spengler

No. She's been hypnotized.

What does that mean?

It means that if Darth Vader were willing to loan us the Death Star, we might have a chance... might.

Then you know what that means... the big guy.

"The big guy"?!

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...

Is it over?

No, I think I'm still alive.

I have sold my soul to the devil. I have sold my soul to the devil. I have sold my soul to the devil.

Ray Stantz

Actually, Winston, Dib is a minor demon, not the devil per se.

I have sold my soul to a minor demon. I have sold my soul to a minor demon.

Egon Spengler

One time I got an A− and my parents wouldn't talk to me for a week.

I used twenty dollars of petty cash on a present for my girlfriend.

Ray Stantz

Okay, Slimer ate half a cookie and got slime all over the other half but on accident without thinking I ate it.

Eww!

We should have charged her for the call.

Come on, Peter. She was someone's grandmother.

As long as she wasn't mine.

Egon Spengler

Do you talk about the loons and the scoundrels in your family tree?

If I didn't, I wouldn't have anybody to talk about.

[after the accidental destruction of his home to stop a large ghost] That does it! I'm tired of hiring cheap labor! Next time, let's call the real Ghostbusters.

But... I thought those were the real Ghostbusters!

Ray Stantz

[falsetto voice] I think I shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree.

Ray's fine now.