Ray Stantz quotes from The Real Ghostbusters

Ray Stantz

Remember there could always be giant ants, like in Santa Clara in 1950!

Ray Stantz

Only one chance. I just hope we've bought Egon enough time. SLIMER! PIZZA!

Ray Stantz

We just killed Christmas.

All right, guys, blast it!

Ray Stantz

No, wait! We can't just blast her! That car is like... like one of the family!

Then she must take after you, Ray.

Ray Stantz

I think she's about to take after all of us. Run!

Turn the power on!

Ray Stantz

Over our dead bodies!

Dead bodies are my specialty!

Ray Stantz

Mrs. Roger's dress is WHAT?

Egon Spengler

No, Ray. Mrs. Rogers is WHAT.

Ray Stantz

I want a glass of water.

[gives him glass] Here. Now get to sleep.

Ray Stantz

[drinks; Peter nearly closes the door] Oh, Peter.

What?

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Tell me a story.

He's just getting into the role.

He's gonna be in a body cast if he keeps this up. [opens door; to Ray] Once upon a time, there were four Ghostbusters who had a job to do but they couldn't do it because one of 'em couldn't go to sleep! The end! [slams door]

Egon Spengler

[translating Peter's grunts after he has just woken up] Sounded like "coffee". Possibly "cookie". [Peter grunts again]

Ray Stantz

Translation, Egon?

Egon Spengler

Get out of my face or eat flaming terror.

I'd like to welcome you to the studio.

Ray Stantz

Wow! This is really fantastic! It looks just like the real thing!

That's why we wanted you here to advise us, make sure we're doing it right. After all, this is your life story.

No problem. As long as you got the right people to play us. Admit it, Redford was dying to play me, right?

Not exactly. Here's the cast list.

Murray, Aykroyd and Ramis? What's that, a law firm?

Relax, folks, we're just browsing.

Ray Stantz

Yeah, anybody seen a ghost?

Ghost!?

Silver tongue strikes again.

Ray Stantz

Hey, he was only kidding!

No I wasn't.

But I just want to point out, seeing as you're new to this game and all, that Evil just cheated.

Ray Stantz

Full tilt, flat out, no doubt about it!

Egon Spengler

Doesn't that call for a forfeiture of the game?

You mean declare Evil the losers for cheating?

That about sums it up, yeah.

But Evil cheats. That's its nature. It does whatever unscrupulous or immoral thing it has to in order to win. That's why we call them Evil. Only Good is not allowed to cheat. If Good adopts the ways of Evil, then it becomes Evil. So if Good cheats, Evil automatically wins. Got it? PLAY BALL!

Ray Stantz

I wonder if Good is allowed to steal bases.

Maybe Good just borrows 'em, Ray.

Egon Spengler

Peter, do you know how to set your proton pack on explosive overload?

No.

Egon Spengler

I do.

Ray Stantz

Dopey Dog Dopey Dog flying through the air, Dopey Dog Dopey Dog flying everywhere, come on boy we need you don't let us down, "Dopey Dog Dopey Dog we need you!

So we made a deal, and I gave him the power to make anything vanish, and he used it on... chickens! I could've given him wealth, power, fame! But he wastes it! Wastes ME on chickens! CHICKENS! (catches Ray making the crazy gesture about him) I need you, but don't push it.

What I can't figure is what do you need us for? I mean, you've fulfilled your half of the deal, why the concern?

(appears at the door) Hey Morganon! Seen any chickens lately? Eh hahahahaha! Oh! Hey! The boss was looking for someone to handle a new deal, but he couldn't use you! The King of Rowdania doesn't have feathers! But I just want to say... Ah hahahahahaha! (leaves)

Does that answer your question? For a demon of my status to strike a bargain over... chickens... is embarrassing. It's ruining my reputation!

Ray

How did they find out?

(glares at his imprisoned imp) I have a pretty good idea.

Ray Stantz

Do you know what kind of power he must have been in contact with for a single sheet of exposed paper to do that?

Uhhh... do I want to?

Ray Stantz

Only if you want nightmares for the rest of your life!

I'll pass.