Note: The name of Cthulhu is deliberately misspelled in the title, perhaps to avoid copyright problems.
“The Collect Call of Cathulhu”
In this episode: Peter Venkman (3), Egon Spengler (3), Winston Zeddemore (2), Ray Stantz (1)
Hey, listen to this. "From Monday to Friday, the New York Public Library presents... the Necronomicon"!
I didn't know the library did rock concerts.
It's not a rock group, Winston - it's the single most powerful book of magic spells ever written.
H. P. Lovecraft and others wrote a whole series of horror stories based on it. Come on, we gotta see it! I'll bet the copyright page alone has a PKE valence of 9.9!
The Necronomicon's spells are like sonic keys that can open portals to other dimensions, where the Great Old Ones wait to take over the Earth.
Yeah? Give me an example.
Cathulhu.
Gesundheit.
Cathulhu...I've heard of him. He's bad, right?
He makes Gozer look like Little Mary Sunshine.
Anything that looks like Godzilla wearing an octopus hat shouldn't be hard to find.
Hey squid-face! I'm gonna make calamari outta you!
ADAlice Derleth
I'll take the'Necronomicon back to the Miskatonic University with me, where it can't be used for evil.
You think Cathulhu was destroyed, Professor Derleth?
ADAlice Derleth
Even if he wasn't, the stars are no longer right for him to awaken. The world is safe again, for a time.
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