The Real Ghostbusters quotes

Just what do you expect to find at the end of the cord, Egon?

Egon Spengler

My first guess would be a terminus of such unimaginable densely packed evil energy that it could fry a psychic researcher without blinking.

What's your second guess?

That's mine!

I prefer my own method of communication. [adopts Scottish accent] Aye aye, Cap'n. Settin' the phasers to stun! [whips out his proton thrower and aims it at Slimer]

Ray Stantz

Hey, he was only kidding!

No I wasn't.

Egon Spengler

Oh no. This is worse than I thought.

What? we're finally gonna be rid of Slimer. What could be worse than that?

Egon Spengler

We're not going to be rid of Slimer. We're going to be inundated with hundreds of thousands of millions of Slimers.

I'm sorry I asked.

Egon, remember what I said? If you're gonna stay on this planet, you have to speak our language.

This is not fun! I've had fun, this isn't it!! [screams after slipping on some slime]

But I just want to point out, seeing as you're new to this game and all, that Evil just cheated.

Ray Stantz

Full tilt, flat out, no doubt about it!

Egon Spengler

Doesn't that call for a forfeiture of the game?

You mean declare Evil the losers for cheating?

That about sums it up, yeah.

But Evil cheats. That's its nature. It does whatever unscrupulous or immoral thing it has to in order to win. That's why we call them Evil. Only Good is not allowed to cheat. If Good adopts the ways of Evil, then it becomes Evil. So if Good cheats, Evil automatically wins. Got it? PLAY BALL!

Ray Stantz

I wonder if Good is allowed to steal bases.

Maybe Good just borrows 'em, Ray.

Egon Spengler

Peter, do you know how to set your proton pack on explosive overload?

No.

Egon Spengler

I do.

Ray Stantz

Dopey Dog Dopey Dog flying through the air, Dopey Dog Dopey Dog flying everywhere, come on boy we need you don't let us down, "Dopey Dog Dopey Dog we need you!

The Met? I thought you said the Mets.

So we made a deal, and I gave him the power to make anything vanish, and he used it on... chickens! I could've given him wealth, power, fame! But he wastes it! Wastes ME on chickens! CHICKENS! (catches Ray making the crazy gesture about him) I need you, but don't push it.

What I can't figure is what do you need us for? I mean, you've fulfilled your half of the deal, why the concern?

(appears at the door) Hey Morganon! Seen any chickens lately? Eh hahahahaha! Oh! Hey! The boss was looking for someone to handle a new deal, but he couldn't use you! The King of Rowdania doesn't have feathers! But I just want to say... Ah hahahahahaha! (leaves)

Does that answer your question? For a demon of my status to strike a bargain over... chickens... is embarrassing. It's ruining my reputation!

Ray

How did they find out?

(glares at his imprisoned imp) I have a pretty good idea.

Ray Stantz

Do you know what kind of power he must have been in contact with for a single sheet of exposed paper to do that?

Uhhh... do I want to?

Ray Stantz

Only if you want nightmares for the rest of your life!

I'll pass.

Ray Stantz

That thing hurt Ecto-1!

The world's being destroyed and he worries about Ecto-1. We should really speak to him later about his priorities.

If there is a later.

Y'know, you're really no fun anymore.

You've got an idea don't you, you kidder you. A way we can take this guy out. C'mon, fill us in.

Egon Spengler

There's only one way. We'll have to set our proton packs on simultaneous overload.

Ray Stantz

Oh great, Egon. We do that and it'll take Jeremy out all right. And the building. There'll be a blast crater half a mile wide!

And since we'll have to keep hold of 'em until they blow, to make sure they aren't turned off…oh man.

Egon Spengler

We take out everything within a quarter mile, ourselves with it, and hope it's enough to destroy him too before he can destroy the rest of the world.

It's a great plan! Count me in.

I don't believe it, the thing just keeps getting uglier!

Egon Spengler

Nobody said that science was pretty, Winston.