I have a plan.
No electric shock, Egon.
...I have another plan.
S1 E9Look Homeward, Ray
S1 E10Take Two
MMan
I'd like to welcome you to the studio.
Wow! This is really fantastic! It looks just like the real thing!
MMan
That's why we wanted you here to advise us, make sure we're doing it right. After all, this is your life story.
No problem. As long as you got the right people to play us. Admit it, Redford was dying to play me, right?
MMan
Not exactly. Here's the cast list.
Murray, Aykroyd and Ramis? What's that, a law firm?
[said in 5 seconds] Ghostbusters. No, they're not here. That's right. They all went to California to make a movie and I can't come with them so I can answer your crummy call.
[about Bill Murray] He doesn't look a thing like me.
S1 E11Citizen Ghost
Transtator?
Check.
Field Generator?
Check.
Ionization Decaymeter?
Check.
Plasmatic Refractor? Anti Ecto Plasm Destruct Mechanism? Bypolar Adjuster?
Check, check and [yawns] check.
Transwarp Drive?
Check.
Ah-ha! Caught you. We don't have a Transwarp Drive.
If we don't have one, then it can't malfunction. If it's not malfunctioning, then nothing's wrong. And if nothing's wrong, then it checks, right?
I'm not going to talk to you again for at least a week. It's not good for me.
Hey, don't make fun. This is how I got through college.
Man, this job was a lot easier when these things didn't shoot back!
S1 E12Janine's Genie
Relax, folks, we're just browsing.
Yeah, anybody seen a ghost?
PPassengers
Ghost!?
Silver tongue strikes again.
S1 E13Xmas Marks The Spot
We just killed Christmas.
S2 E12Transylvanian Homesick Blues
It's times like this that I wish I'd listened to what my dad used to tell me.
Yeah? What was that?
I don't know. I never listened.
S4 E5Partners in Slime
Rub-a-dub-dub you big, slimey tub! I got an offer you can't refuse!
S5 E3Ghostworld
But you are my servants.
Sorry big fella. It's servant's night off.
S5 E4The Haunting of Heck House
I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ecto-plasm, and I'm all out of bubblegum!
This quote is a play on the famous Nada quote from They Live.
Knock, Knock
[backing away from a pink-haired, skull-faced ghost] Say, now when was the last time you saw your dentist, hmm?
[after narrowly saving the world] That was great. Can we do it again?
DDDoomsday door
Do Not Open Until Doomsday!
It was just an idea.
It's Sumerian.
Can you read Sumerian?
In my sleep. Underwater with the lights off. Of course I can read Sumerian.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Real Ghostbusters pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.