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The Real Ghostbusters

Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz and others in “Night Game”

[the Ghostbusters are watching a baseball game between good and evil spirits]

Peter Venkman

But I just want to point out, seeing as you're new to this game and all, that Evil just cheated.

Ray Stantz

Full tilt, flat out, no doubt about it!

Egon Spengler

Doesn't that call for a forfeiture of the game?

Umpire

You mean declare Evil the losers for cheating?

Peter Venkman

That about sums it up, yeah.

Umpire

But Evil cheats. That's its nature. It does whatever unscrupulous or immoral thing it has to in order to win. That's why we call them Evil. Only Good is not allowed to cheat. If Good adopts the ways of Evil, then it becomes Evil. So if Good cheats, Evil automatically wins. Got it? PLAY BALL!

Ray Stantz

I wonder if Good is allowed to steal bases.

Peter Venkman

Maybe Good just borrows 'em, Ray.

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