Egon Spengler
Transtator?
Peter Venkman
Check.
Egon Spengler
Field Generator?
Peter Venkman
Check.
Egon Spengler
Ionization Decaymeter?
Peter Venkman
Check.
Egon Spengler
Plasmatic Refractor? Anti Ecto Plasm Destruct Mechanism? Bypolar Adjuster?
Peter Venkman
Check, check and [yawns] check.
Egon Spengler
Transwarp Drive?
Peter Venkman
Check.
Egon Spengler
Ah-ha! Caught you. We don't have a Transwarp Drive.
Peter Venkman
If we don't have one, then it can't malfunction. If it's not malfunctioning, then nothing's wrong. And if nothing's wrong, then it checks, right?
Egon Spengler
I'm not going to talk to you again for at least a week. It's not good for me.
Peter Venkman
Hey, don't make fun. This is how I got through college.
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