Peter Venkman quotes from The Real Ghostbusters

[having a conversation with himself] 'So, Peter, did you have a nice day?' Oh, yeah. I argued with a hat and coat rack. 'Oh, really?' Yeah.

Seven years of college and I can never remember if it's positive to negative or positive to positive.

I've always loved trains, ever since I was a little boy. I used to dream about driving a big locomotive. I studied engineering in college for two years before I found out it didn't have anything to do with trains.

We've got you surrounded pal, next time leave the driving to us.

All right, guys, blast it!

Ray Stantz

No, wait! We can't just blast her! That car is like... like one of the family!

Then she must take after you, Ray.

Ray Stantz

I think she's about to take after all of us. Run!

Come back here, nice troll!

Egon Spengler

I gotta say this, Peter: you really should get into better shape!

And I gotta say this, Egon: I never liked you, or your family, or your dog!

Ray Stantz

I want a glass of water.

[gives him glass] Here. Now get to sleep.

Ray Stantz

[drinks; Peter nearly closes the door] Oh, Peter.

What?

Ray Stantz

Tell me a story.

He's just getting into the role.

He's gonna be in a body cast if he keeps this up. [opens door; to Ray] Once upon a time, there were four Ghostbusters who had a job to do but they couldn't do it because one of 'em couldn't go to sleep! The end! [slams door]

Egon Spengler

I'll hold him off!

Yeah? You and what Starfleet?

Egon Spengler

I have a plan.

No electric shock, Egon.

Egon Spengler

...I have another plan.

I'd like to welcome you to the studio.

Ray Stantz

Wow! This is really fantastic! It looks just like the real thing!

That's why we wanted you here to advise us, make sure we're doing it right. After all, this is your life story.

No problem. As long as you got the right people to play us. Admit it, Redford was dying to play me, right?

Not exactly. Here's the cast list.

Murray, Aykroyd and Ramis? What's that, a law firm?

Egon Spengler

Transtator?

Check.

Egon Spengler

Field Generator?

Check.

Egon Spengler

Ionization Decaymeter?

Check.

Egon Spengler

Plasmatic Refractor? Anti Ecto Plasm Destruct Mechanism? Bypolar Adjuster?

Check, check and [yawns] check.

Egon Spengler

Transwarp Drive?

Check.

Egon Spengler

Ah-ha! Caught you. We don't have a Transwarp Drive.

If we don't have one, then it can't malfunction. If it's not malfunctioning, then nothing's wrong. And if nothing's wrong, then it checks, right?

Egon Spengler

I'm not going to talk to you again for at least a week. It's not good for me.

Hey, don't make fun. This is how I got through college.

Relax, folks, we're just browsing.

Ray Stantz

Yeah, anybody seen a ghost?

Ghost!?

Silver tongue strikes again.

It's times like this that I wish I'd listened to what my dad used to tell me.

Yeah? What was that?

I don't know. I never listened.

But you are my servants.

Sorry big fella. It's servant's night off.

[after narrowly saving the world] That was great. Can we do it again?

Do Not Open Until Doomsday!

It was just an idea.