Muriel
[persuading Thurgood not to burn the stolen toilet paper] Don't fight it, Thurgood. It'll be much easier if you just join us.
Walter
The lady's smart, Thurgood. Now, you be smart, too. Just give us the white and nobody gets hurt but you.
Thurgood
Just look at you! Look at all of you! You're pathetic! You should be ashamed, because you was this close to takin' the life of a fellow man! Not for honor, not for freedom, not even for sneakers! You was gonna commit murder for THIS! [holds up roll of toilet paper]
Mrs. Avery
He's got our toilet paper! Kill him!
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