And I say, "I thought you were 'thank the monkey!'"
[Deke, Bebe and Jimmy laugh]
It's a mistake anyone could have made, Senator Van Owen.
Senator Van Owen? That's a pretty sissy name for a wrestler.
It's not a wrestling name. He actually is the senator of our state.
Hey, tell us about when you were a navy seal. Did you ever kill anyone?
Well, Calvin, unfortunately, killing is a necessary part of war.
[scoffs] Big deal. I killed plenty of seals when I was in the navy, and that wasn't even my job!
Mr. Stubbs, I get the feeling you're upset with me about something.
Oh, like you don't know. Well, maybe this will refresh yo' memory. [pulls off the table cloth]
You were the drunk that ruined my wedding!
No, I was the Conquerin' Conquistador.
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