[Toby discovers that Michael and Dwight planted caprese salad in his drawer in an attempt to have him arrested for drug possession]
You must feel pretty good about yourself right now.
I didn't put caprese salad in my drawer, Michael. Did you?
Since when is it illegal to put caprese salad anywhere?
You know but the police could have been out there you know, catching real criminals instead of here searching my stuff.
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me, that's who you're worried about? You're... you're worried about the cop's time? You think I framed you, and you're worried about the taxpayer? Dah, GOD! [scoffs] Welcome back, jerky jerk-face.
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