Pam
Bill Bourbon was my uncle. I would have never hurt him any more than I'd hurt a June bug.
Meredith
Nice accent. You sound like Forrest Gump.
Pam
I do not.
Andy
Well, you do actually. You've got this kinda like Florida Panhandle thing going, whereas what you really want is more of a Savannah accent, which is more like molasses just sorta spillin' out of your mouth.
Kevin
Ooooh, now do the Swedish chef.
Andy
Uh, not familiar. What province is he from?
Kevin
He lives on Sesame Street, dumbass.
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