Oscar, Andy and others in “Business Ethics”

That isn't ethics. Ethics is a real discussion of the competing conceptions of the good. This is just the corporate anti-shoplifting rules.

I'll drop an ethics bomb on you. Would you steal bread to feed your family? ...Boom!

Exactly, Andy.

Yeah, I took intro to philosophy, twice. No big deal.

It's a trick question. The bread is poisoned. Also, it's not your real family. You've been cuckolded by a stronger, smarter male.

No, that's... not how it works.

I would not... steal the bread. And I would not let my family go hungry.