[Jim and Michael are driving a concussed Dwight to the hospital in Meredith's van. Dwight is opening a bottle of whisky]
Michael
Dwight, what're you doing
Dwight
I found it under the seat.
Jim
Oh my God! Dwight! Put it down!
Dwight
I'm thirsty. [Jim sprays him] No!
Jim
Give the bottle to Michael.
Dwight
No. I'm thirsty.
Michael
Give the bottle to me, Dwight. [To Jim] Just keep your eyes on the road. Give me the bottle or you're fired.
Dwight
You can't fire me! I don't work in this van!
Michael
Give it to me, Dwight! [tries to grab it]
Dwight
No. [takes a sip] Mmm... [babbles insanely]
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