[about Mrs. Hubbard] Good lord. That old biddy is nuts.
Bob, she's right here.
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Hip-hip-hello, Helga! Milo sent me!
He told our secret?! [In a demonic voice, she goes berserk and says something about the devil in Latin]
You're going to leave me, aren't you? Everyone I care about leaves me!! [sobs loudly]
[about eating wedding cake] I get all my major color food groups. Red, white... mostly white.
MMayor
I give you Mrs. Hubbard. I don't know her first name.
HMrs. Hubbard
All the children need is the Good Book and what's in it.
[Mrs. Hubbard places the Bible down, opens it and takes out a gun]
HMrs. Hubbard
Behold: the Piece of the Lord.
[Mrs. Hubbard accidentally fires the pistol]
HMrs. Hubbard
Sorry.
Pickles is right. Milo has too much sense to take drugs.
MMilo
Wow, I've never seen so much crack. [cut to shot of Milo looking at Mikey's butt]
MMilo
Finally, we can experience the magic.
Told you he was gay.
BSBob's book title
Kids Snort the Darnedest Things
MMilo
I'm trying to find Helga's parents on the internet, but I keep getting distracted by porn.
MMilo
I knew we'd find our way to happiness!!!
I always knew he was gay.
Oh my...you're giving me the vapors!
MMilo
I've smelled your vapors...and that's my cue, SEE YA!
Milo; No more fooling around. I want you to take me to your drug stash.
MMilo
Okey-doke.
[Milo takes his dad to a cabinet filled with many different pill bottles]
Not your prescription drugs; I'm talking about the bad kind.
MMilo
Dad, there's enough in there to drop Elvis.
MMilo
You're out of order! You're out of order! This whole damn court's out of order!!!
JJudge
[hits mallet] Silence, boy!
MMilo
Sorry, I'm not right in the head.
I can't believe people thought that stupid bucket you wore yesterday was cool.
No one even noticed that I finally shaved my pits.
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