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S1 E15Unfinished Business

I think I've I.D.'d his father. Steven 'Shifty' Drake.

Burglary, armed robbery, grand-theft...

Started when he was a kid. A real hard-luck case.

Just like his son.

Are you looking for sympathy?

From you? Heaven forbid.

Attention, people of Gotham City. I've got a simple equation for you: one plus one equals Armageddon!

MDr. Madsen

What's going on here?! What do you want?!

[Freeze regards the Ultrasaurus skeleton she has been reconstructing]

It's beautiful. So sad you have to lose it.

MDr. Madsen

There isn't an archaeological institution in the world that would buy a stolen fossil. This wouldn't be worth anything to you.

To me, no. But it's worth everything to you, isn't it? I did not come here to steal bones, Dr. Madsen. I came to steal hope.

[He blasts and freezes the skeleton, and it shatters and collapses]

MDr. Madsen

NO! Why? Why?

Why not?

GBGuiseppe Bianci

Thank you, thank you. I feel like my life is just beginning. You have made the struggle worthwhile.

And I shall make it worth nothing.

Search your hearts for the thing you value most. Then despair, for I have come to take it from you.

[Batman tries to stop Freeze, but he is caught unprepared by his enemy who points his weapon at him]

What are you waiting for?

Not this time, not this way.

[donating a million dollars to an orphanage] As my father once told me, those who have the most must give the most.

[watching on a monitor] Those who have the most also have the most to lose, Mr. Wayne.

Alfred tells me you failed a civics test.

Like I really care what a district attorney does.

You don't know the first thing about the American justice system, do you?

I know it's bogus.

And how'd you come to that well-thought-out conclusion?

Watching you. You don't exactly follow the rules of due process.

I... how did you do on your math test?

You were just a boy when you lost your family, but you keep trying to create a surrogate family for yourself. To destroy you, I need only destroy that. Perhaps your beloved surrogate son? No. I think the surrogate father.

[Freeze reveals that he has been reduced to a head relying on cybernetics]

The accident that created me finally took its toll. By the time these doctors stopped my deterioration, all that was left undamaged was this.

That's what you meant when you said it was too late for you.

Ironic, isn't it? After all I did to keep my wife whole, I end up like this. You understand now why I could not return to my Nora, my treasure. There's no hope for me - or you, or your city. Everyone's going to feel my loss.

As much as I want you to see your city frozen and lifeless, I'm quite prepared to end it all right now!

Now, there's a window a few feet from here and if you just follow me...

AMAcrophobic Man

Window? I'm not going in. This is going to be the best night of my life.

It could also be the last.

AMAcrophobic Man

Oh, come on. There's nothing to be afraid of. Fear's a prison, you see, and I've just broken out. Tag. (Pushes Batman off building and falls)

[on the crocodiles in the zoo] Terrifying, aren't they?

What's going on?

That's what I'd like to know. Who are you? Why were you snooping around?

Easy, easy. I was just lookin' for some loose cash. I wasn't trying to move in on your operation, whatever it is.

A thief. I thought as much. [pulls out gun]

Hey, be cool.

[The Scarecrow shoots, dousing Bruce with gas]

Scared you, didn't I?

[Bruce starts to step towards him, not flinching when the crocodiles leap up again]

They don't seem so frightening now, do they? That's it, tough guy, come and get me.

[Bruce climbs over the fence and jumps into the crocodiles' pool, and they attack and seemingly kill him]

Welcome to the food chain.

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