TV show quotes
Yetta will you let everyone know Fran's doing just fine the doctor's in with her right now. Turns out it was a false alarm.
Fran
She's pregnant
Yes well, of course, I'm the father
well because I just know that's how. Yetta would you put someone else on the phone, please.
Mrs. Sheffield, seems that you had some usually strong Braxton Hicks contractions—it's very common for women over thirty-five under stress—have you been stressed about anything recently?
You mean besides the fact that you think I'm over thirty-five?
[About Fran and her pregnancy] Ever since she entered her third trimester, her mood swings have been lethal.
Oh, I know. It's worse than when Sylvia gave up chocolate. That was the most unbearable hour of my life.
Nanny Fine, I can understand why you can't trust me with Maxwell. After all, there were years of unrequited love and unfulfilled fantasies and shameless come-ons... but eventually he came to see he didn't have a chance with me.
So I'm guessing there's only food left in the mini-bar.
You flew 3,000 miles because some silly psychic told you I was about to have an Affair.
Mr. Sheffield Happy Aniversary Darling, Oh your so beautiful
Fran Even though I'm pregnant and I gained a little weight?
Mr. Sheffield Oh Sweetheart you know if I hadn't actually seen the sonogram I wouldn't even know you were pregnant.
Fran Really?
Mr. Sheffield You know sweetie you are just as exquisite as the first day I met you
I really hope this [exercise] tape brings on my labor though I really can't blame them from wanting to stay in there. I mean, all they do is lie around all day. It's 98 degrees, all you can eat... It's Miami in there.
So, Sylvia, what did you and Morty do on your first anniversary?
We went to Puerto Rico.
What about you, Yetta?
We fled Poland.
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