[In tears] It's times like this you look up to God and ask: "Why? Why?!"
We can't ask why, Sylvia. It's nature. It's random. It's...
No! Why don't you marry my daughter?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Ma, I met this man at Danny's funeral.
Fabulous! He's Jewish?
Yeah, and a doctor.
Oh!
And he's gay.
So you seeing him again?
Don't you know that if you were, God forbid, in a coma, technically, I'm not considered family? I wouldn't be allowed to pull the plug. I should have at least have THAT much satisfaction.
So do you want children someday?
BBobby
Yes.
Is your mother alive?
BBobby
No.
Take me.
So who is this Bob fellow anyway?
Oh, you're going to love him!
Well, the important thing is that you love him, Miss Fine. [nervously] Do you love him, Miss Fine?
Don't be silly, it took me three years to fall in love with you— [catches herself] ...Hoo's chocolate drink, moving on.
Dr. Miller says I should go out of the house without makeup on. That I should even tell people my real age.
What else does this "genius" have to say?
I don't know. I blacked out after that.
When you sent Miss Fine to therapy, you never thought about how this would affect me. Miss Babcock should be here, she's my home entertainment center
GGracie
Niles, could you bring me a drink?
Happy hour doesn't start till you go home, see it just doesn't work with her
(to Niles) would you stop complaining, Miss. Fine giving up men is a god send
But sir your a man despite the way you trible a ball in those bath beads you like so much
This is not about me, Miss. Fine giving up her urge to be in a relationship is the best thing for her, no more rushing into romances no more getting her poor heartbroken
No more nudging you to make a commitment
Yea i know isn't it wonderful (He laughs) and the best part of it is it's all the doctor's idea there's no way i can be blamed for this
(she enters the room) I BLAME YOU FOR THIS (Maxwell runs and hides behind Niles) I don't know who the bigger nut is, that shrink for telling her she does not need to get married or (She points at Mr. Sheffield) you for paying for it tell her you can't afford it that you're broke.
oh she'll never believe that he's worth millions
I can't believe you told your mother you were giving up on men. What did she do?
She tried to swallow a whole rotisserie chicken in her mouth like a python.
Maybe you should have told her when she wasn't eating.
Oy, you try catching lightning in a bottle.
I mean what do we really know about this Chandler fellow Miss. Babcock's so fond of?
SMr. Sheffeild
Where did that Psychiatrist get his degree? is what I'd like to know
Gin
I mean what kind of imbecile encourages a single woman to go out with two couples like some kind of fifth wheel
Yes it's madness sir
I sent her to that Psychiatrist to stop this dating lunacy and get her to spend more time here with me...well um the children
I don't know why I'm always having to defend myself to you "mmm", I'm a grown man i can come and go as i please.
I don't know who you are anymore
I'm your boss you are the nanny and that is an end to the discussion
Fine then i'll say no more
Thank You, (Fran throws a roll and hits Max with it)
MDr. Miller
Now, listen to me carefully. He's your boss. You are the nanny.
Wow...
MDr. Miller
You mean no one's ever pointed it out to you before?
Oh, constantly. But when you're paying $140 an hour, it's got so much more resonance.
Hello Mr Sheffield
Ah miss fine you seamed to have moved passed the unpleasantness of the other morning. Did you have a good theropy session?
Oh Mr. Sheffield what goes on in a therapist office is confidential you really shouldn't pry into the private lives of others "oh the new people"
I'm glad your feeling better Miss Fine
Oh I am Dr. Miller Is a genius he is so Intelligent and Insightful I swear I have never met a man who understood me more
Oh sounds to me like someone has a little crush on their theropist
sounds to me like someone is a little jealous, you see what your doing don't you you are elevating me to the status of wife, that's why you can't stand to see me act like a beautiful single woman
I can assure you Miss fine I am not jealous
Denial
I'm not in denial
Denying Denial
[Not knowing she's talking about Dr. Miller picking his nose]
What did he do?
Let's just say he put his hand some place he shouldn't have.
Oh my God! And nobody's going to do anything about it?!
What are you gonna do, call the police? They'd have to arrest every man on the subway.
How are Ms. Fine and her mother?
Well, so far it's quiet.
Oh my God! He's killed her!
The bank robber took your mother!
Oh my God! That poor man!
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