Gonzo and Paul Simon in “Paul Simon”

Am I interrupting anything?

Paul Simon

Hey Gonzo! Come on in!

Thank you!

Paul Simon

Can I tell you something?

Sure.

Paul Simon

You are my favourite muppet.

Wow! Thank you, Paul. Is it alright if I call you Paul?

Paul Simon

Oh yeah, sure.

And you can call me Gonzo the Great! Well, that's enough about me. Which one of my songs do you want to hear?

Paul Simon

Which one of your songs?

You don't think I'm musically educated?

Paul Simon

Oh, I think you're musically educated, it's just that I—

Good. Hand me that clarinet. [gestures to Paul's guitar]

Paul Simon

Gonzo, you know, this clarinet is my very favourite... clarinet, and I really prefer that no one else actually play it besides myself.

But I'll-but I'll guard it with my life!

Paul Simon

[sighs] I feared you would say that.