When it comes to drug-taking, I think you'll find that Kirk leaves us all in the dust!
What's he looking at?
Nobody knows. Kirk is journeying far into the astral realm.
He's off his tits!
A character in The Mighty Boosh
Dennis
The Mighty Boosh · 90 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in The Mighty Boosh: in 4 of its 90 quotes
Most scenes with: Tony Harrison (4)
When it comes to drug-taking, I think you'll find that Kirk leaves us all in the dust!
What's he looking at?
Nobody knows. Kirk is journeying far into the astral realm.
He's off his tits!
Naboo, the time has come for your execution. It is not a task any of us wanted, and so to protect the identity of the executioner, he shall be wearing a hood.
[Cut to Tony Harrison, in a black executioner's mask, trying to get up the guillotine's steps]
I can't get up these stairs! What is this bullshit!? I asked for a ramp!
[sarcastically] I wonder who that is!
Maybe we should have got someone with legs to do this!
I have ordered not one, not two, but three crates of poppers! We are having it large!
Where is Mrs. Harrison in all this?
She's staying with her sister in Bournemouth. I just have to find a quiet spot, tell her I'm going to bed at half nine and carte blanche! I am greenlit the whole way! Woohoo! Aw, you are so under the thumb it's frightening!
At least I've got a thumb!
[believing Lester to have been with his wife] Prepare to die, you prancing tit! [he beheads Lester] And let that be a lesson to the lot of you!
Dennis, you dimlo! What the fuck are you doing!? That's the wrong geezer!
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