Rudi quotes from The Mighty Boosh

Vince

Who are you?

I go by many names.

Vince

Well, what are they, then?

I'm getting round to that in my own good mystical time.

Is it so wrong for a man to love a guitar?

Yes, it is when he puts his balls inside it and strums himself to ecstasy!

This is all like Woodstock all over again. The idea is you play and then you scram! But oh, no, you wouldn't listen, would you? You wanted to hang around, didn't you? And then we got roped into tidying up. Me, you and Carlos Santana, hoovering for six weeks!

Somebody had to clean up that mess.

We should have split like The Who. They were off in a shot! I didn't see Roger Daltrey in no flippin' apron. [At the end of the episode Daltrey himself is seen hoovering the set, wearing a pink apron]

You're always trying to turn me into something I'm not, you know? You cannot make milk into cheese!

Yes you can!

Aaah, bad example!

[to a heckler] Shut your mouth, or I shall fly at you like a bag of cocks.

Vince

And you will receive him like a satchel of vaginas. Tag team putdowns.

You'll never win, you know.

Oh, yeah? Why's that?

I taught you everything you know

You might have taught me everything I know, but you didn't teach me everything you know.

... What does that mean?