Noser quotes from The Middleman

Noser

You got your nude self-portrait into a gallery show?

That was my sister. And no, my period of erotic sibling representation is over.

Lacey

Look, I don't care what you say, you are going to that interview and I'm driving you there.

Tyler

Lacey, I'm a musician.

Lacey

And this is like Bono offering you a job.

Noser

Bono, Buddha and the Wizard of Oz.

Noser

If you saved his life using kung fu, he owes you what the Chinese sifus, the Japanese sensei, and the Jedi Knights refer to as a "life debt".

Lacey

Every kung fu movie ever made can't be wrong.

Noser

In terms the common man can understand: you own his ass.