Ida quotes from The Middleman

Ida

Sensei Ping loves pain and suffering like tornadoes love trailer parks.

Ida

Time to quit your grinning and drop your linen, people.

Ida

(to Wendy) No pressure, hon. I fully expect you to fail.

Wendy

And I get the feeling you don't share my enthusiasm.

Ida

Then I'm wearing the right expression.

Ida

I told young Tyler to scram.

Wendy

You made the cute boy go bye-bye?

Wendy

I'm not sure Vladdy's gonna start biting anyone just yet.

Ida

Look, it's trying to think.

Wendy

Shouldn't we be doing this in the lab or something?

Ida

So did they teach you about labs in art school?

Wendy

Yes, and they also taught me about the ancient art of color matching.

Wendy

What if something happens to the box?

Ida

Well, then I'd say it's been nice knowing ya, but it hasn't.

Wendy

Clothar? The war-torn galaxy that sent us Varsity Fanclub, five intergalactic dictators masquerading as a boy band and threatening to destroy Earth and everyone on it?

Ida

You remember that? And I thought you were on the happy leaf the entire time.

Wendy

Showers?

Ida

Yeah. D-con protocol, honey. That's what you get for being made of meat.