Noser
If you saved his life using kung fu, he owes you what the Chinese sifus, the Japanese sensei, and the Jedi Knights refer to as a "life debt".
Lacey
Every kung fu movie ever made can't be wrong.
Noser
In terms the common man can understand: you own his ass.
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