The MiddlemanJumping bananas, we're in Dutch. (Episode 3)
Played by Matt Keeslar
The Middleman · 102 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Middleman: in 75 of its 102 quotes
Most scenes with: Wendy (26), Lacey (2)
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The MiddlemanSweet mother of Preston Tucker! (Episode 3)
The MiddlemanHot flaming pork buns, I knew it! (Episode 3)
The MiddlemanLord love a duck! (Episode 4)
The MiddlemanGreat hearts of palm! (Episode 4)
The MiddlemanFlowers for Algernon! We're on our way. (Episode 5)
The MiddlemanWe don't find an antidote...(sigh)...her heart's gonna explode like a sausage casing full of weasels. (Episode 5)
The MiddlemanHold the onions! (Episode 6)
The MiddlemanChocoholics Anonymous! (Episode 6)
The MiddlemanShoots and ladders! (Episode 6)
The MiddlemanHawks of the Luftwaffe! That's it, you've cracked it! (Episode 6)
The MiddlemanGreat Barrier Reef! (Episode 7)
The MiddlemanTropic of Cancer! (Episode 7)
The MiddlemanSweet Molly Brown! (Episode 7)
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