TTommy
I was at the hospital, 'cause my appendix busted. You want to see my scar?
No. No, but I'm sure Mr. Jane would love to.
S1 E9Flame Red
What are you, a moron? My dad just died.
Yes. My condolences. It happens. You'll learn to live with it. Not for, uh, a while, but in the end, you will.
Who are you?
My name's Patrick Jane. I'm the man that will find out who it was that killed your father and have him or her or them put in a prison cell if you'll talk to me.
Now I have access to all your innermost thoughts.
Yeah, right.
I'm serious.
Okay. So what am I thinking right now?
You're thinking, I'm so glad Jane is joking around and he can't actually read my mind.
No. Well, actually, yes, but not for the reason you think.
What reason do I think?
Never you mind.
You're blushing.
You are blushing.
Someone's framing me.
Somebody framed you for shooting at us, Mr. Machado? Because from where I stood, sure looked like it.
That was a misunderstanding. I didn't know who you guys were. I was defending myself.
Really? From whom?
From someone trying to kill me. Just like they killed Rich and tried to kill Trey.
And why would you be next on someone's "To Burn"-list?
Hey, do you wanna go to work or do you wanna play nurse with King Tut?
Work. Definitely work.
TTrey
Ben's our go-to guy in Marquesa.
He just means I'm the only real estate agent around here who takes his commission in fertilizer and chickens.
I didn't know you guys were cops.
You thought we were selling magazine subscriptions?
MSMaddy's mom
That's Tommy. He's...challenged!
(listening in) Challenged? He's retarded Mom! (starts getting upset) Why can't you tell the truth about anything? Why is everything always a lie?!
(after they give her Tommy's message) He's sorry? He's sorry! You tell him from me that if he ever gets out of prison I'm gonna set him on fire and see how he likes it!
MSMaddy's Mon
Maddy...
I am!
MSMaddy's Mom
Maddy, your father...
(interrupting) Don't you talk about him! You have no right! (slowly enunciating every word) No Right!
I don't care!
Yes you do. I think you care very much!
S1 E10Red Brick and Ivy
[Talking about Sophie Miller]
What if we take this case and it turns out she's guilty?
She didn't do it.
How do you know?
Because she told me she didn't. She wouldn't lie to me.
Why not?
Because she wouldn't.
Suppose she did.
Well, if shes is guilty, then we need to catch her and punish her, but she's not.
Jane, I know I said I wouldn't ask, but I'm asking. Who is this woman? What's the connection?
You don't wanna know.
Yeah, I went through a rough patch. Did a little time in a hospital. Sophie helped me through that time.
It's not on your record.
No. Believe me, I...it's not easy to do. I know there's nothing shameful about having a breakdown, but I gotta confess, I am ashamed of it.
Thank you for being so honest with me.
Sorry I kept it from you.
Seriously, I've stuck my stupid neck out for you for the umpteenth time. I think I deserve the truth. Why is Sophie Miller so important to you?
She was my doctor.
She's a psychiatrist.
Yes. She was my psychiatrist.
But you hate psychiatrists. So you always say.
She was a good psychiatrist.
She must have been, if she managed to keep you in the room.
It was a locked room.
[pauses] Oh.
You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
You drive way too fast.
I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Never mind.
Aw. Jane kissed a girl.
What? Yeah on the cheek.
Still counts.
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