Well, I've done my good deed for the day. If there's nothing else, I'll be getting along.
Just a few more questions.
Well, uh, could we do it on the walk? I've got to get back to running my religion.
Yes, your flock won't fleece itself.
S4 E16His Thoughts were Red Thoughts
Did you come here to gloat?
No. I can gloat from a distance.
S4 E17Cheap Burgundy
I missed you.
[smiles] I missed you too.
S4 E18Ruddy Cheeks
[Rigsby and Van Pelt get out of an elevator with a woman holding a screaming baby]
You ready to be a daddy? That's gonna be you soon.
Oh no, I can cry much louder than that.
[on seeing Braddock's house] Looks like somebody's in for a big inheritance.
Mm, I suppose, if you go for that sort of thing.
You mean money?
I'll take health any day. Once the game's over, the king and the pawn go back into the same box.
S4 E20Something Rotten in Redmund
What did you do?
Nothing.
Eleven years in Catholic school and I never got sent to the principal's office once.
Well, that's because you're a boring, goody two shoes.
I didn't say I never did anything bad, I just never got caught.
[smiles] Touché.
We've watched sixty hours of this footage. I think it's a dead end.
Patience, grasshopper.
I am being patient.
There! Back that up. Can you grow that? Can you biggify it?
[smiles] I can do a digital zoom.
Hey, how did you know Billy was having an affair with the teacher?
They both had leaves on them from their make-out spot in the woods.
And?
Plus, I could tell she liked him. She was meaner to him than the other kids. You know, like Lisbon is to me.
Shut up!
See?
S4 E21Ruby Slippers
I have to go.
Where?
I just had a thoughtless impulse or an inspired hunch. I'm not sure which. I'll let you know.
Well, Glenda's prints don't match any of the prints at the crime scene, and I did background checks on the drag queens. None of them stand out.
Don't let them hear you say that.
Is that a tear I see?
Yeah, right. Just keep watching.
S4 E22So Long, and Thanks for All the Red Snapper
GGreg
Honey, this is, uh, Teresa Lisbon.
GGreta
This is Teresa Lisbon? The Teresa Lisbon?
The one and only.
[Greg's daughter Lauren runs out of the room]
Wow. How many do you have?
GGreg
Uh, we got Lauren, Maddy, and Sally.
[whistles] Wow. Breeder.
Well, Greg seems very nice.
I am not discussing this with you.
Nice, solid, dependable. I can see why you dumped him.
I mean it, Jane.
All right.
Seriously.
All right.
(beat) I didn't dump him. We both decided to take a break.
The old "let's take a break."
So, why didn't you let me in on your brilliant plan?
Oh, you were very busy with Greg.
I am never too busy to solve a murder.
Well, you seemed to be very busy with Greg.
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