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Don't be wistful, Lisbon. Greg was never the right man for you.
I'm not wistful! And no, he wasn't.
You're far too intense and particular for a man like that.
Excuse me? Intense and particular? What is that supposed to mean?
Well, they're good things.
In what ways am I intense and particular?
Oh, please.
Tell me.
Well, what ever happened to that guy from narcotics?
Jeff?
Jeff.
Oh, he bit his nails.
See, that's particular.
That is not being particular, it's a disgusting habit!
There's intense.
I do what Red John tells me to do.
What?
Your freedom, our night together. That was a gift from him. He can harm me if you'd like.
No, I don't wanna hurt you. I've given up, he knows that. What does he want from me?
He doesn't want anything from you. After all these years, he's coming to see you as an old comrade rather than an enemy. He hopes you'll come to feel the same way.
A comrade.
Patrick, look at yourself. You need a new life. He can give that to you.
You have to leave.
He's offering the hand of friendship, if you refuse him, he'll be upset. Anyone would-
Get out.
You know where to find me.
This is God! What is it now?
You scared the life out of me.
I crawled all the way on my hands in these from that door, but was worth it.
What are you doing here?
It's good to see you! How have you been?
Worried sick, that's how I've been! And then you pop in here like you're some sort of a lunatic playing games and asking me how I've been?!
Just-
Shame on you.
Just stay calm, ok? It's important no one sees us together.
Why not?
I'm faking my breakdown. It's a boost to trap Red John.
You son of a bitch! You. Son. Of a bitch!
Ok, we are in a church.
Fooled you, I could fool him.
Yeah, you fooled me. Alright, well done.
Yeah... Well, I'm sorry.
I tried calling. I tried calling you hundreds of times, begging you to talk to me, begging you to get help. Not a reply, not a word, not a text.
Sorry.
You know what? I've not been sleeping, I have not- Forget it, never mind. You know, you're a jerk. And your plan, it's not even a plan.
But you will help me?
What am I supposed to say? No? God, you're despicable!
And you'll need to bring him a gift. To show your respect for him.
What kind of gift?
Teresa Lisbon's dead body would be the perfect thing.
Good luck Teresa, I love you.
So that thing you said before you shot me... What did you mean?
...what did I say? I was kinda hyped up.
Your inarticulate rage is understandable, but it's misplaced. You should probably just calm down.
You calm yourself down, I'm not angry.
No? Your temples are pulsing like some weird under-sea creature. If that's not anger you should see a doctor.
It's like a bad date. I wish these bozos would just vanish.
Have you ever seen your mother naked?
So did you buy that bracelet for Lorelai?
No, just a whim. Liked it. When I talk to her I need to be alone.
You will be.
I mean, with nobody watching or listening. I need to be able to tell her truthfully that we are alone.
Okay.
Thank you.
Just be careful. Don't get pulled into her game.
And what game is that?
I don't know, you tell me.
Well, I'm supposed to tell the game that you're thinking of? Okay, you're thinking of... Twister?
Go ahead. Laugh. But she's practically the first person since your wife that you...
Ooh!
It wouldn't be surprising if you had feelings for her.
She's a stepping stone to Red John. I knew that from the beginning. I don't have any feelings for her.
Hello Patrick.
Lorelai.
Is it just us or are your friends listening?
Just us, we're alone. (Lisbon is actually listening, but Jane doesn't know)
Good. Much nicer that way.
Sorry I didn't come to visit you sooner, I've been a little busy with a case.
It's okay. I've been enjoying the peace and quiet.
You need anything?
I'm fine. Nevermind about me, how are you? Back to solving crimes, huh?
Yes.
Why do you bother? You're trying to hold back the tide with a broom. I think you do it to be close to Teresa Lisbon. I think you're a little bit in love with her.
I-I do it to... pass the time.
I can do anything you want if you give me Red John.
I want your trust and friendship.
You have that.
I don't believe you.
How can I make you believe?
Kiss me.
What does that prove?
First you say you'll do anything I want, then you refuse the first thing I ask for. You're very complicated. (Jane kisses Lorelai)
What are you? Huh? Crazy?
Excuse me?
I told you to be careful. I told you not to go over the edge.
And I told you not to listen.
Don't be childish! I am not your girlfriend, I am an officer of the law! How could I not listen?! You kissed her. And you offered to help her escape.
And I would ask her to marry me if I thought she would buy it. I was playing her.
She was playing you.
I don't think you should be talking to Lorelai. You're too close.
Well I disagree.
I could put a stop to this right now. One word to Bertram-
Please don't do that. I know I can turn her. I know I can. And I promise you I will be careful.
Okay. (Jane touches Lisbon on the shoulder)
Thank you.
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