The Mentalist quotes

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[To Price Randolph about his brother, Tag]
Cho: Mister Randolph - rest assured, there is no reason to persecute you. We scumbags are holding your brother because we have physical evidence linking him to the crime and potential motive in that he states that whenever you weren't around, he was banging your wife like a big bass drum.

[Trying to guess what instrument Lisbon played at school]
Jane: Timpani!
Lisbon: No.

Jane parks his car next to the crime scene.
Police officer: You can't park there.
Jane: Sure I can. [points to his car] Look.