TV show quotes
[after Amelia Earhart's niece hands over to Merly the women's award Meryl never wanted]
Thank you, Delia. It's an inredible honor accepting this from you. Your great aunt paved the way for all of us here tonight. So...thank you, thank you very much. [raises up the pointed airplane shaped award] I know just where to put this.
[Sam fires his date Leeza while in a restaurant. She screams about being dumped and when he calms her down her hair gets caught on fire by the burner of the fondue he especially arranged earlier. Sam immediately shoves her head into an indoor fountain behind them]
[turns back from the sight to speak to his blond date] 'Saw that coming. That coconut hair mask is crazy flammable.
[after Darcy, who is of Asian ethnicity, simply walks away when he flirts with her by mentioning he wants a cookie fortune in bed] What's her problem?
She's not Chinese, Derek.
Trust me, kemosabe, they're all Chinese.
[reminiscing about her now deceased past boss] Yeah...he was a real father, brother, boyfriend, lover to me.
Ah, this is Russ McDonland, chairman and CEO of TransAlliance airlines.
Nice to meet you, son.
Congratulations on your airline. You make everything else in life seem safe in comparison.
[laughs] A wise timer, ha...? [Derek hums in approvement] I like it! Pull over a sit.
I won't keep you too long. I know you have a bankruptcy to get to.
[After telling his executives he wants to close a business deal by having everyone taking an impromptu airplane flight and spend the night in another city]
Unless you've got family to go home to.
[All of the executives laugh]
[After he asked her out, Darcy enters their building's restaurant in a long black overcoat]
Nice outfit, are you going for a funeral?
Yeah, yours.
[Darcy takes off the coat to remain in lingerie, which leaves Derek speechless]
Sully, I gotta get back to work!
Alright, Baby Jessica, jump in. I'll have you home in 11 hours.
You're taking me to the airport.
Good call, we'll fly.
No, I'm flying, you're driving.
Excellent. The race is on.
Sweet setup, right? Between me and the plasma, there's 58 inches of entertainment.
Shut up and get to work. [shoves Derek's head down and mounts him under the covers]
[After Sam, who thinks he's alone, dances and sings in joy because a frame of him helping to close a business deal was hanged on company's wall of fame]
Chill out, Sam. It's just a picture. So is this. [shows him an image from her cell phone's camera from when he was drunk in the business deal's meeting]
Ah, is that you with your hands stuck inside two flesh colored throw pillows?
Nope...
[After Russ laughs about overweight people because a group of obese people demands his airline to accommodate their needs]
Sir, with all due respect, some overweight people have legitimate thyroid problems, issues with their metabolism and...
Yeah, we get it. You're a chubby chaser.
Russ... You can't say stuff like that!
Come on, Meryl. You love to make fun of them. They're fat, they're not Japanese!
[on seeing Russ hugging a much younger woman, who one day earlier gave Sam a blowjob in an airplane's toilets] Is that Russ' daughter...?
[looking as Russ and the woman french kiss each other] In The Ozarks, maybe. [looks back at Sam] It's his girlfriend...
[After Meryl keeps slapping Sam's head whenever he mentions that Russ' girlfriend gave Sam a blowjob in an airplane's toilets, and eventually even applys a single arm choke on him]
This is the last time I'm gonna tell you - shut your stupid mouth about that!
Okay, okay...I'm sorry.
[frees Sam from the choke] Good. [suddenly smiles in wickedness] Now you slap me.
[After Meryl tells Sam she liked his business idea]
Really? You liked that?
No, that was a brick. But you're adorable. Now hop in my pocket and I'll feed you some grapes. [squeezes Sam's chin before walking way]
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