Sam quotes from The Loop

Sam

Go pandas!

Russ

...Theses, are you listening?

Sam

What? Yeah, yeah, yes.

Russ

[notices Sam is staring jealously at the new secretary's date with Derek] Oh boy, I see your gal has another gentleman caller. [the secretary laughs as Derek feeds food to her mouth] I'm on it.

Sam

What? No, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna fight it...

Russ

Nonsense, I'm sending in the bean. It's the least we can do. [to Meryl] Operation green bingo, hmm? [slaps Mery's ass]

Sam

No, no operation green bingo. No, no bean! Don't send in the bean! [Russ blocks his way]

Sam

Oh, God!

Derek

Yeah, but you can call me Derek. Or Yahweh if that's the way you rugelach.

[notices Sam crouches when approaching a working helicopter] Why the hell are you ducking?!

Sam

I don't know, I saw it on MASH!

[to fellow executives]: Should I tell him the wind does funky things over here?

Sam

Ah? [stands up straight] Ah! [the wind flies him away]

Sam

That's so awesome what you did for that guy.

Meryl

I've done other things for other guys that were more awesome. And it involves a different kind of naked machine. Me. Interested in a demo?

Sam

No, no, I'm good, thanks though. Bye. [runs away and leaves behind a staring Meryl]

Derek

[after Darcy, who is of Asian ethnicity, simply walks away when he flirts with her by mentioning he wants a cookie fortune in bed] What's her problem?

Sam

She's not Chinese, Derek.

Derek

Trust me, kemosabe, they're all Chinese.

Sam

Ah, this is Russ McDonland, chairman and CEO of TransAlliance airlines.

Russ

Nice to meet you, son.

Derek

Congratulations on your airline. You make everything else in life seem safe in comparison.

Russ

[laughs] A wise timer, ha...? [Derek hums in approvement] I like it! Pull over a sit.

Derek

I won't keep you too long. I know you have a bankruptcy to get to.

Sam

Sully, I gotta get back to work!

Alright, Baby Jessica, jump in. I'll have you home in 11 hours.

Sam

You're taking me to the airport.

Good call, we'll fly.

Sam

No, I'm flying, you're driving.

Excellent. The race is on.

Meryl

Chill out, Sam. It's just a picture. So is this. [shows him an image from her cell phone's camera from when he was drunk in the business deal's meeting]

Sam

Ah, is that you with your hands stuck inside two flesh colored throw pillows?

Meryl

Nope...

Sam

Sir, with all due respect, some overweight people have legitimate thyroid problems, issues with their metabolism and...

Russ

Yeah, we get it. You're a chubby chaser.

Sam

[on seeing Russ hugging a much younger woman, who one day earlier gave Sam a blowjob in an airplane's toilets] Is that Russ' daughter...?

Meryl

[looking as Russ and the woman french kiss each other] In The Ozarks, maybe. [looks back at Sam] It's his girlfriend...

Meryl

This is the last time I'm gonna tell you - shut your stupid mouth about that!

Sam

Okay, okay...I'm sorry.

Meryl

[frees Sam from the choke] Good. [suddenly smiles in wickedness] Now you slap me.

Sam

Really? You liked that?

Meryl

No, that was a brick. But you're adorable. Now hop in my pocket and I'll feed you some grapes. [squeezes Sam's chin before walking way]

I'm here, I'm queer, we can do this thing. [pauses for a second] Actually, I'm not really queer. If anything, I'm slightly homophobic.

Sam

[trying to suck up] Yeah, yeah, me too...