A character in The Loop
Played by Philip Baker Hall
The Loop · 36 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in The Loop: in 9 of its 36 quotes
Most scenes with: Meryl (3), Sam (3), Derek (2)
[After telling his executives he wants to close a business deal by having everyone taking an impromptu airplane flight and spend the night in another city]
RussUnless you've got family to go home to.
[All of the executives laugh]
[After Sam tells Russ he plans to submit to him ideas in a joined effort with one of Russ' favorite employees of all time, even though said employee retires in two weeks]
RussI can't wait. I may even have to camp out, like I did for Revenge of the Sith. My son has a real pet ball (?) for young Darth.
[After Ralph Somkin's chimp drops down from the air duct tunnels, and walks over the conference table to approach Russ]
RussOh my God, is that a rat?!
Russ...Theses, are you listening?
What? Yeah, yeah, yes.
Russ[notices Sam is staring jealously at the new secretary's date with Derek] Oh boy, I see your gal has another gentleman caller. [the secretary laughs as Derek feeds food to her mouth] I'm on it.
What? No, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna fight it...
RussNonsense, I'm sending in the bean. It's the least we can do. [to Meryl] Operation green bingo, hmm? [slaps Mery's ass]
No, no operation green bingo. No, no bean! Don't send in the bean! [Russ blocks his way]
[cuts Derek's conversation with the secretary] Hey, baby.
[to the secretary] Hey, look, it's you plus twenty. [to Meryl while the secretary is shocked by what he said] Do I know you? [looks at her large breasts] I would have remembered that chest. Refresh my mammaries. [Meryl leans in closer and whispers something in his ear] That is the dirtiest sentence I have ever heard.
[rubs his chest gently] Yeah, that's just the beginning. There is a whole paragraph where that came from.
Alright, let's do this. [takes off his shirt and gives it to the secretary] Sorry, babe, this is live action here.
[not caring about him anymore] Ok, be my guest...
[points Meryl to his chest] You wanna start with Tom or Jerry?
Russ[to Sam] Alright, that's my cue. I'm flying in. [goes in to pretend to be Meryl's boyfriend]
[After Russ invites Sam to his birthday party]
RussAnd...you might wanna bring your raincoat, 'cause there'll be a lot of women there.
Russ!
RussNo, it's supposed to rain! He might wanna walk one of them to the car!
Oh, sorry.
Russ...And then plow her in the back seat!
Hmm. [looks at Sam suggestively causing him to quiver]
Ah, this is Russ McDonland, chairman and CEO of TransAlliance airlines.
RussNice to meet you, son.
Congratulations on your airline. You make everything else in life seem safe in comparison.
Russ[laughs] A wise timer, ha...? [Derek hums in approvement] I like it! Pull over a sit.
I won't keep you too long. I know you have a bankruptcy to get to.
[After Russ laughs about overweight people because a group of obese people demands his airline to accommodate their needs]
Sir, with all due respect, some overweight people have legitimate thyroid problems, issues with their metabolism and...
RussYeah, we get it. You're a chubby chaser.
Russ... You can't say stuff like that!
RussCome on, Meryl. You love to make fun of them. They're fat, they're not Japanese!
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