Meryl quotes from The Loop

Meryl

What happened? You look like Mary-Kate Olsen!

Meryl

Now, if you see anything in the shower that looks like an eyeball peeking through a hole, don't worry. It's just a decorative tile. But don't poke it.

Meryl

Cram it, M. Night Shyamalan.

Meryl

So...[leans close to his face] wanna do shots off my ass?

Meryl

Thank you, Delia. It's an inredible honor accepting this from you. Your great aunt paved the way for all of us here tonight. So...thank you, thank you very much. [raises up the pointed airplane shaped award] I know just where to put this.

Meryl

[reminiscing about her now deceased past boss] Yeah...he was a real father, brother, boyfriend, lover to me.

Meryl

Am I supposed to say don't worry about it now? Am I supposed to tell you everyone gets seduced by fame at some point? That I was... Mickey Rooney's matress for over 18 months?

Meryl

[cuts Derek's conversation with the secretary] Hey, baby.

Derek

[to the secretary] Hey, look, it's you plus twenty. [to Meryl while the secretary is shocked by what he said] Do I know you? [looks at her large breasts] I would have remembered that chest. Refresh my mammaries. [Meryl leans in closer and whispers something in his ear] That is the dirtiest sentence I have ever heard.

Meryl

[rubs his chest gently] Yeah, that's just the beginning. There is a whole paragraph where that came from.

Derek

Alright, let's do this. [takes off his shirt and gives it to the secretary] Sorry, babe, this is live action here.

[not caring about him anymore] Ok, be my guest...

Derek

[points Meryl to his chest] You wanna start with Tom or Jerry?

Russ

[to Sam] Alright, that's my cue. I'm flying in. [goes in to pretend to be Meryl's boyfriend]

Russ

And...you might wanna bring your raincoat, 'cause there'll be a lot of women there.

Meryl

Russ!

Russ

No, it's supposed to rain! He might wanna walk one of them to the car!

Meryl

Oh, sorry.

Russ

...And then plow her in the back seat!

Meryl

Hmm. [looks at Sam suggestively causing him to quiver]

Sam

That's so awesome what you did for that guy.

Meryl

I've done other things for other guys that were more awesome. And it involves a different kind of naked machine. Me. Interested in a demo?

Sam

No, no, I'm good, thanks though. Bye. [runs away and leaves behind a staring Meryl]

Meryl

Chill out, Sam. It's just a picture. So is this. [shows him an image from her cell phone's camera from when he was drunk in the business deal's meeting]

Sam

Ah, is that you with your hands stuck inside two flesh colored throw pillows?

Meryl

Nope...

Meryl

Russ... You can't say stuff like that!

Russ

Come on, Meryl. You love to make fun of them. They're fat, they're not Japanese!

Sam

[on seeing Russ hugging a much younger woman, who one day earlier gave Sam a blowjob in an airplane's toilets] Is that Russ' daughter...?

Meryl

[looking as Russ and the woman french kiss each other] In The Ozarks, maybe. [looks back at Sam] It's his girlfriend...

Meryl

This is the last time I'm gonna tell you - shut your stupid mouth about that!

Sam

Okay, okay...I'm sorry.

Meryl

[frees Sam from the choke] Good. [suddenly smiles in wickedness] Now you slap me.

Sam

Really? You liked that?

Meryl

No, that was a brick. But you're adorable. Now hop in my pocket and I'll feed you some grapes. [squeezes Sam's chin before walking way]