Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and others in “Off Duty Cop”

[while aiming a pen on Porky's face] I JUST WANT MY SPARGLE!!!!!!

[draws out the stapler] Put down the pen!

Put down the stapler or I'll write over the pig's face!!!

Why does everyone want to write over my face?

[hysterically] Just give me my Spargle!

Put down the pen!!!

That's permanent ink!!!

[more hysterically] I said give me my Spargle!!

PUT IT DOWN!!!

P--Permanent!!!

I'M NOT LEAVING HERE UNTIL YOU GIVE ME MY SPARGLE!!!

I SAID "PUT IT DOWN!!!"

I--It won't come off!

Yosemite Sam

[whistles that stops the commotion] This is a place of business. This are hardworking people who simply want to sell a quality product. What in tarnation is illegal about that?

You're all under arrest.

Yosemite Sam

What's going on here?

This whole operation's a scam. These things were filled with dangerous highly addictive chemicals.

But what about the spargler berries!? [starts crying]

Somebody get that guy to a doctor.

Yosemite Sam

Am I under arrest? I'm just an innocent sales representative.

Well, that all depends. Did you know you were selling a dangerous product?

Thanks for helping out, I'll take it from here.

Who are you?

Steve St. James, Off Duty Cop.

Arrest this one too.

What did I do?

You've been impersonating a cop and handcuffing people all over town.

What about him? He's been impersonating a chauffeur.

That's not illegal. It's pathetic, but it's not illegal. Get this guy outta my face. [The FBI Agent walks away with Daffy] I'm putting you down as a witness, so I'm gonna need your name too.

B--Brandon Steel.

I'm just gonna put "chauffeur".