Hello, don't say it.
What's up, doc?
He said it. Are you okay? You seem a little jittery.
Jittery? I'm not jittery. If anyone's jittery, you're jittery. I'm not jittery. (Drink his coffee then throws it in the bin) So, do I have clean bill of health?
Everything looks fine.
Great! See you next year!
Whoa, whoa. There is just one thing.
(Gasps then in hyperactive behaviour) I knew it! I knew you were hiding something! How long do I have? A year? A month? A day? Am I contagious? If I'm contagious, then those people need to know! YOU OWE IT TO THEM! (Hollers to everyone in the waiting room) I'M HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! (People scream in terror and run out) Why didn't you tell me sooner?! What kind of a doctor are you?! You're probably not even a real doctor! (See his certificate) Syracuse?! (Break the glass) That's a basketball school! (Tear paper in half)
I was just going say that I think you should stop drinking coffee for a while. You have too much caffeine in your system. It's what's making you so tense!
(Back to normal) Oh, cut out coffee. No problem. Ahem. You can probably just tape this.
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