Phoebe Elsaware? She's a walking natural disaster!
S2Meanwhile at Jasmine's House
She caused one monsoon last year. It could happen to anyone! Besides, it was just New Jersey.
(sighs) No, I am the chosen one, the protector. It's my responsibility. Believe me, I'm not thrilled that the mantle of Te Xuan Ze seems to have, well, alluded my son, Michael.
"Alluded"? That man's about as magical as a bag of hammers!
Well hopefully, one of the grandchildren will be the wielder of magic.
Aye, we'll just wait and see who develops the powers, and it could happen at any time. One minute, they're normal, the next, boom, empowered warrior destined to battle evil.
My money's on Dennis. That boy's got spunk.
He's a deep thinker. You can tell, he's like a gestating butterfly.
Oh, I thought you weren't babysitting for another hour.
Be nice.
Why? They've got no magic in them. They can't understand a word I'm saying. (gasps) Is the wee one coming?
The little hyperactive chimpanzee that darts about like a hummingbird on ten cups of coffee.
Oh, he's not so bad. (a younger Ray Ray flies on Jasmine's chest)
YRYounger Ray Ray Lee
Ah-Mah, Ah-Mah, Ah-Mah! We was in the car, and I've seen a cow, a brown cow, and mommy says we cannot have a cow because cows are too big, but I said I want a small one, or a monkey, or a dolphin, or a rhino, and June hit Dennis with her doll and Dennis pulled June's hair, and Daddy stopped the car and says: "No fighting in the car!" And Mommy said she had another migraine, and then I threw up. Can I have a cookie?
Yeah, let's give you sugar, it's like tossing a bucket of gasoline on a grease fire.
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