Alright, so this one slipped by me a little!
S1Grand Opening of Skeeter's Waffle & Rib Emporium
A little? Dude's on the TV, you passed "little" a few miles back!
It's not my job help her with her homework! I have been guiding the Te Xuan Ze for over 300 years. I have a respectable batting average.
Well, Babe Ruth, there's a 3,000 year-old mummy raising the dead and cooking waffles! (dials a number and Marcus answers his phone)
Hello?
Yo, Marcus, this is Ray Ray Lee. What's up, big man?
Ray Ray? Oh, June's little brother, right? How did you get my number?
I stole it out of June's diary. Listen, have you seen my sister around?
Well, no. She was supposed to meet me at the library an hour ago.
Man, she didn't stand me up! She said she was going to your grandmother's house. You saying she isn't?
I don't know, I don't pay that much attention to most stuff, you know? Well, it's good talking to you, later, bro! (hangs up)
She flaked out on Marcus. Something's up. Way up.
Oh, dude, this is just getting more and more irritating by the minute. (kicks down her cell door) Ugh, fabulous, a dungeon. Why do all these losers have dungeons?
(coming towards the Cult Leader's cell door) Excuse me?
We didn't think that meant opening a fast food chain. Then he locked me up just because I refused the position as a regional manager for the Southwest territories. I'm a master of the dark magic, for Pete's sake!
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