Her bracelet's been running off the same battery for 900 years. It was bound to run out.
S2The Juniper Clone in the House
Nah, I'm telling you, something's totally wrong with her. (Monroe looks at him)
Well, it's a start.
Oh uh, there's an imbalance in the world of magic and humanity. (the Jody and Roger clones look at her) W-What? You guys don't know about this?
If you didn't tell your friends, how can we know?
I'm the Te Xuan Ze, I fight monsters and dorks like your boss from taking over the world.
Egh, sounds sweaty.
So, you have superpowers?
Oh, a couple.
No way! June, June, fly around the room! Or, no, no, no. Fly and shoot lasers out your eyes! Can you travel back in time?
Oh, right. (he rolls a ladder and unlocks the cage to let her out)
Nice one, Roge.
June! (the Juniper clone looks at him) Uh, I love the shirt. Looks great. Stay classy. (she goes back to investigating; on the phone) I knew you were being too nice to me.
I got a demon raising something big and ugly and I'm completely unarmed. I need banishment stones, scepters, amulets, tell Monroe to go to the...
And do not let my clone leave the house
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