(jumps behind the leader) Bring an army! You'll need it.
S1Defeating H.A.M.
What was that?
A memory scepter. It knocked out and wiped the memories of every non-magical human being in the building.
If you ever use it outside, it'll zap every person on Earth.
GGreg
Dude, that was the most righteous display of mystical battlement I have ever seen! Juniper Lee is like Conan the Barbarian in a pair of blue jeans!
Straight up! Let's go post that on the Internet!
GGreg
Awesome!
I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm just way too old for this crud. I'm gonna sleep for a week.
No, you will be better.
Ah-Mah! Whoa! Whoa! You have been holding out on us! Honestly, anybody who kicks that much help does not need my help taking out the garbage. (laughs)
If you don't, there's gonna be a lot of disappointing autograph seekers.
But Ah-Mah...
Yep. It says "I came to Monster Con, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt".
They got that right.
S1Epilogue: Party in the Backyard
How was I to know that there's gonna be a 3-ton spider in that box?
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