JJeff
Whoa! That thing went off like it was mad!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(groans) Tell your chief that I'm on my way.
JJeff
Right. (to the kids) Later on, little party dudes!
JJeff
Right. (to the kids) Never mind!
Why do you have to go?
Because my life is stupid and leprechauns are dorks.
Uh-huh. Can you be a little more specific?
No. Now, you and Monroe stay put.
(while wearing a woman's skirt and sun hat) Don't leave me here! They're breaking out the baby clothes!
Stay put. I gotta go to grandma's. (She leaves)
Nice skirt.
It makes my thighs look huge.
Ah-Mah! Grandma! Grandma? Ah-Mah, it's me, Juniper.
(offscreen) I'm right in here, June! (We see her setting up a fake moose head as Juniper enters) Hey, guess what I bought off a furbacked mountain goblin?
Another fake moose head? (sees all of the fake moose heads Jasmine owns)
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.