I'm not the sharpest tool in the she-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ed♪
S1The Play/Defeating Dimitri
You might as well give up. Those are magical giant locks, for which can only be cut by a giant's blade.
Yeah, well, you're gonna get your giant butt dropped kicked to Seattle if you don't let me go! It's Edipan, you idiots. You're supposed to be on vacation!
I don't observe Edipan.
He's not crazy about Labor Day either.
Enough chit-chat! If you ever want to get out of here, you will convince the Elders to release my cousins, the Karzanov Twins, who were wrongly banished for a crime they did not commit!
They were stealing the Ancient Orb of Annihilation.
No! They weren't stealing. They were curious, they were looking at it, you know, to play. They're curious and playful boys.
They tried to annihilate Wisconsin!
Yeah, he's got a thing about cheese, too.
Yes, I hate Labor Day, cheese, those little packages of ketchup, those commercials they show before the movies, and all that popcorn! Why do they give you a garbage pail full of popcorn?! Who could eat so much?!
FKFemale Kid
♪Kiss the house goodbye
The rent is due tomorrow
Magic beans, I could scre-a-a-a-a-a-am
And we've lost our co-o-o-o-o-ow
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