In our dark, forbidden city
S1The Play/Defeating Dimitri
Is that Jack is so stupid!
Jack is just so stupid!
He invented a solar-powered flashlight
Jack!
He thinks it's safer for astronauts
To fly to the sun at night
He tries to kill a fish by drowning it
He's got the worst sense of humor
If he got a zit on his butt
It would be a brain tumor
What?! What do you mean you can't June?! She's gotta be here someplace! SOMEBODY FIND JUNE!!! (two kids run off to find Juniper)
I will go on for her.
I got everybody's costume on underneath, even yours. (rips off his costume to reveal Jody's princess costume on underneath)
Whoa! Enough! I get it!
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