(appears above Juniper on the rock) Huh, pretty good for the rookie. That's one unconscious side of beef.
Wh-- that? (chuckles) Are you kidding me? He slipped, and I'm pretty sure he has bronchitis.
No. In very little time, you have become an extremely adept warrior.
Well, I wouldn't want the forces of darkness to get in the way of your manicure. (walks with Ah-Mah)
Oh, you ain't kidding. These are French wrapped.
Hey, you wanna get into the Halloween spirit, let's go rent a monster movie tonight.
I won't freak out.
Yes, you will. You see a monster flick, your imagination runs wild, and you freak out. Besides, monster movies remind me of work.
(shrieks and jumps around in fright) Space alien! It's a space alien! It's gonna abduct us and suck our faces off! I'll never get into Harvard with my face sucked off!
Perfect grade point averages and high test scores won't help me if my face is sucked off! (starts running around and screaming hysterically)
You weren't scared?
Not even for a second?
A nanosecond?
What's a conniption?
There you go.
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