It's not fair.
S2Jasmine Tells the Story
Look, all I'm saying is that in this magical family, I got pooched out of the good stuff.
Pooched?
Snookered, bamboozled, pantsed, robbed! You and June got all the big honking super strength and all that crazy gymnastics stuff. Me -- goose egg.
They were?
You honestly don't remember how it happened?
No, but we all know I'm not too big on the "paying attention" thing.
Well, the tale of how Ray Ray Lee was immune with mystical abilities. (sits on a rock) It's a very good story.
It wasn't that long ago, and I, well, I was still the Te Xuan Ze.
Atta girl, Jasmine! Finish him off!
Jasmine!
(groans) I should've stripped him of that wand before taking him down. I got careless. Every day, I get a little slower. (looks at Monroe) And my behind gets a little bigger. Come on, Monroe, let's go home.
S2Meanwhile at Jasmine's House
Hear me out! I've spoken with two Delacuort warlocks and Phoebe Elsaware, that weather witch from Pittsburgh. They've all agreed to lend a hand here and there.
Phoebe Elsaware? She's a walking natural disaster!
She caused one monsoon last year. It could happen to anyone! Besides, it was just New Jersey.
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