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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 3

“Defeating the Brown-Back Mountain Troll/Lila Becomes Human” quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

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“Defeating the Brown-Back Mountain Troll/Lila Becomes Human” · Season 3

In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (12), Monroe (7), Ray Ray Lee (6), Lila (4), Barbara Lee (3), Michael Lee (1)

And he's a complete idiot! We've been running around this forest for hours and hours. We're so glad to see you, and why does the dog have a magic wand?

Okay, let's cut Mom and Dad and the Radcliffes loose, then we'll take Charlie back to the village, and then we're all going home. (looks at Lila) And I mean everyone.

Okay, this is called an exfoliax charm, it should take care of all this... well, excess hair you've got.

With that, you should be able to blend right in with every other human being. You ready?

But you'll have to study up quite hard, young lady. There's many customs that may be fine in the forest, but they certainly won't fly as a human being, and I worked a wee bit of magical voodoo on the computers at June and Ray Ray's school. Starting Monday, you're going to be a student there.

Yup, nearly everyday, you'll be going to class with the rest of us: you, me and hundreds of other kids, just like everyone else.

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